tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347337058077196191.post6739694336611697184..comments2023-03-31T03:15:58.123-07:00Comments on Ask an Ex-Mormon: Viva Las KolobJack Mormonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03346183499487304264noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347337058077196191.post-60615835031942001212014-08-26T23:51:27.063-07:002014-08-26T23:51:27.063-07:00Kolob is lame. not as a name (i agree way cooler t...Kolob is lame. not as a name (i agree way cooler than naming a planet a number and letter configuration like picking a password). but lame in the idea. it is lamecityusa.com, which is lame as a a mule (did i just give away that i was raised in a small farming town [mules are a combination of horses and donkeys, they are infertile and huge] if a mule becomes lame it is even more useless than a lame horse, cuz its penis wont work. it becomes a huge invaluable dick!!! just like Kolob. i do have to agree i don't understand why anti-mos are so against Kolob,.its a place, like heaven is a place, but not heaven. how hard is that to grasp? i'm not saying its true, but graspable. as an ex-mo i recently became offended (again) at the assumption that mos aren't real Christians. Mos are Christians to the 3rd degree. Mos aren't Christians at Easter they are 366 days of the year!! (notice i included leap years). brother Jack (me) and brother Joe (Joseph smith) got this lot from some Egyptian doodle. but it doesnt make the myth less true-ish. Jack Mormonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03346183499487304264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2347337058077196191.post-18708794481763328882012-07-10T21:11:34.089-07:002012-07-10T21:11:34.089-07:00Never quite understood why Antis are so into Kolob...Never quite understood why Antis are so into Kolob as the name of a star. They SOOOOOOO want that to be the name of a planet that God lives on rather than a star, most of the time they just lie and say it is. We both know Kolob is way cooler of a name than ST56 or some lame name that most stars have. Kolob is cool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com