This Saturday is the 182 General Conference. For me Conference was a glorious time when I didn’t have to go to church and instead slept on the floor while my family watched the apostles talk about doctrine and daily living on TV.
In Salt Lake however, it is the time of year when you don’t want to drive down town, when all the restaurants get a well needed shot in the arm, and when all the annoying wacko protesters come out to tell the Mormons they are going to hell (never quite understood why they think that will work).
If you’re unfamiliar with these protesters here is a clip of the devil mocking them. Pretty funny (but there’s no need to watch the whole thing).
So, everyone in SLC, don’t forget to avoid down town during the following times on Saturday and Sunday.
Saturday: 9-10 ish am, 12-1 ish pm, 5-6 pm, and 8-9 pm
Sunday: 9-10 ish am, 12-1 ish pm
Food service workers, put on your most Mormo-friendly smiles, practice your MILF flirting and get ready to be busy.
And finally Protesters, give it a rest this year. You’re just contributing to the chaos that occurs when this event happens 2 times a year. and you’re fueling Mormon conviction.
